1- I am SO UPSET that the show was cancelled.
2- I am MORE UPSET that we don't get to add a show to make up for it.
3- I am impressed that I have been home ALL DAY with DAVE AND MOM AND DAD and the dogs- and no one has killed themselves or anyone else.
4- Global Warming is coming along swimmingly, thanks Al Gore for being so educational.
5- I guess I will just eat anything and everything I can until I pass out.
6- It's either that, or I bang my head against the wall until I pass out.
7- But I'm hungry, so there we have it.
8- That's it I suppose.