Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Dear Cowboys,

Nice win yesterday, guys. I liked how you sucked for a little bit to let the Eagles catch up, just for the sake of a good, close game. Let's not do that as much anymore, okay? Because sometimes it scares people, and although they never, ever lose faith (even in those seasons where you guys trulllyyyy did suck), they don't like to see their Boys falter, even a little bit. Even if it IS for the sake of having a more entertaining game. WHICH I KNOW IS WHY YOU DO IT. You're not fooling anyone. So please just CREAM Green Bay on Sunday. That would be swell. Thanks.

your most awesome fan,


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