Today, my Lovelies, I was walking to Spanish, as if in a dream. All...walkin' along. And just. Chillin'.
And there was a girl. And she was in front of me. Semi-far away.
And I judged her in my mind, because that happens. To everyone. Admit it.
She was an interesting looking lady. I could not quite put my finger on why.
As she got closer, I examined her closely.er. closelyer.
She had wavy dark blond hair tied back in a ponytail. A knee-length black skirt, and a pretty peach blouse.
Not a bad outfit, really. But STILL. Something odd.
Luckily, i was both on my phone, and had sunglasses on. Which warranted extra-obnoxious staring.
As she neared even CLOSER, I gave her a once over. You know the type. You start at the top, you go to the bottom, you stop to focus on the girls boner,
THE GIRL HAD A BONER.
I didn't know UNT had TRANNYS!!!!!?!!!
This one? Not so good. Could see her DICK.
Anyway. That's my life.
"Hey Lady, NICE COCK"
in my head.