Today, my Lovelies, I was walking to Spanish, as if in a dream. All...walkin' along. And just. Chillin'.
And there was a girl. And she was in front of me. Semi-far away.
And I judged her in my mind, because that happens. To everyone. Admit it.
She was an interesting looking lady. I could not quite put my finger on why.
As she got closer, I examined her closely.er. closelyer.
....
She had wavy dark blond hair tied back in a ponytail. A knee-length black skirt, and a pretty peach blouse.
Not a bad outfit, really. But STILL. Something odd.
Luckily, i was both on my phone, and had sunglasses on. Which warranted extra-obnoxious staring.
As she neared even CLOSER, I gave her a once over. You know the type. You start at the top, you go to the bottom, you stop to focus on the girls boner,
.....WAIT.
Yeah.
BONER.
THE GIRL HAD A BONER.
WAHTKAJD:LTG~
I didn't know UNT had TRANNYS!!!!!?!!!
This one? Not so good. Could see her DICK.
Anyway. That's my life.
*Lacey Jane*
"Hey Lady, NICE COCK"
-Me.
in my head.
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That's awesome! I've never met a transvestite. Or if I have they were very convincing...
On a completely unrelated note...I have an amusing story.
I was at the store earlier tonight buying eggs so I could make waffles (I got a waffle iron a few weeks ago! *squee*) and as I was checking out this 24 year old rocker guy got in line behind me. He had emo fringe with red highlights, the guyliner, boring tattoos, the works.
He's buying a bottle of blackberry arbor mist.
And nothing else.
I laugh my ass off the whole way home.
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