Monday, February 23, 2009

for lack of creative title: Today

Today sucks worse than other days.

Today someone told on me for having the cutest dog alive in my apartment and now I am being fined and I have to be rid of him by tonight.

So does anyone in the DFW area want to borrow a wonderful puppy for a few months? Until May. When Jamie and I are getting a house.

PLEASE I don't want to get rid of him permanently.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Note To Self:

List of things I need to remember to extensively blog about:

1. school
2. work
3. lloyd
4. buster
5. the fam
6. the plan
7. halloween
8. heroes
9. lost
10. theater

Saturday, February 14, 2009

I Hate Today.

And not because it is Valentines Day. I love Valentines Day. I will be seeing my Valentine later when he gets off work.

But just- today. In general.


speeding ticket (second one this week)

puppy poop. everywhere but on the puppy training pad. which he likes to eat and play with. not poop on.

being really really really poor.

not wanting to blog because I hate doing nothing but complain.

I swear very soon you will get a 100% complete Life of Lacey update.

and it will be long.

and you will read it and comment on it.

as for now, happy valentines day.

-Lacey Jane

"I heard someone say 'last one there is a rotten egg' today and it dawned on me that THAT is the expression I grew up saying. Not nigger egg. Rotten egg. I can't believe I have been saying nigger egg for years and years....and teaching it to you guys! Oh man. Where is my mind?"

where indeed, mother?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Arrested Development

Anyone ever get into Arrested Development? It's truly hilarious. My family can appreciate it because the show is about a crazy family, not unlike our own. Sure the situations and characters are different, but the crazy is all kinds of there.

One of my favorite characters on the show (Although it varies from show to show because they're all spectacular) is the youngest brother of the main(est) character, Michael Bluth. His name is Byron Bluth, but everyone calls him Buster.

Buster has an interesting relationship with his mother. She babies him and she has him wrapped around her little finger. Buster also is kind of a whiny neurotic freak. He has anxiety attacks easily. He doesn't sound too intelligent when he talks (more like a scared 9 year old girl), but his parents have spent thousands of dollars ('cause they're rich) on various classes for him to be successful. And yet, he's older, still living with his mommy, and loving it.

Buster is bitchy. He's a pansy. He can't do too much by himself. But he's adorable and you just HAVE to love him because he's Buster.

For all those reasons. The puppy has been named Byron "Buster" Bluth.

He goes by Buster, Buster Bluth, or Baby Bluth.

Or really whatever comes out of my mouth when I talk to him...

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Putting The Saga Aside For A Moment....

Everyone. This weekend was rough for me. Really rough.


Yes, a lot of it (all of it) had to do with Lloyd. But we must not hate. Really. Please don't hate him. I am fairly certain he will be a big part of my life one day. Not today. Today we are not talking. Or yesterday. Or for the next couple/few months. But one day. So no hating please. Everyone does stupid things. Lloyd just happens to do INCREDIBLY stupid things.

The point is, without going into more detail- I deserve love and cuddles from someone who won't do incredibly stupid things..

So, meet my new love/cuddle buddy.

He is currently nameless, but oh so adorable, loving, and did I mention cuddly?

.............I meant to get a cute, self sufficient, cuddly KITTEN....but let's face it. I am a dog person. And I couldn't resist him. I mean honestly.

Monday, February 2, 2009

If They Wrote A Book...

So, as most of you know, my life is fairly dramatic.

And I admit that.

I am fairly confident that if someone WERE to write a play/book/film based on my life, it wouldn't sell well, because it would be TOO fake. TOO made up. Not real enough.

But I assure you it is real! I can't believe some of the things that happen to me. It is a toss up between crying about my life and laughing about it.

Obviously I have a story for you.

Tune in next time for The Lloyd Saga (Part I)

*Lacey Jane*

"Jack in the box?"

-Jamie & I.

Also the reason part I of the lloyd saga will not be written right now.