Monday, November 26, 2007

19 Days Til Christmas Break

...but really, who's counting? Laura and I returned to our faithful dorm room last night- weary, but not especially tired, and willed ourselves to unpack (okay okay- Laura always unpacks...I willed myself to follow suit), before watching a tiny bit of tv, and (in her case) surfing the web on her lovely laptop (that hasn't broken for no reason) and (in my case) reading a Jane Green book that I've already read, but it's what I had...Sleep did not come easy for me...and when Elliott called at 2ish, I answered and was talking- and noticed that every time I said something, Laura responded....She was still pretty much asleep, and it was pretty hilarious. She giggled and responded to everything I said...then she woke up fully and realized that I was on the phone and she looked a bit confused..."Oh!!! I thought you were talking to me.." hahahaha.....that generally happens to me- because when she calls someone she just goes right into conversation, and I figure she's going into conversation wtih me...usually she doesn't correct me, and just laughs when I realize that I am, in fact, an idiot.

Gee I missed her.

Math and Sociology this morning were very difficult to get to, because 1- they are at the crack of dawn (8&9) and 2- I had to tread through arctic conditions to make it to class. Sweatshirts and jeans aren't cutting it, people. But I have no other choice. I suppose later when I go work out (!!!!) I will have to *shudder* bring a gym bag and change in the locker room.

I have an insane fear of someone stealing. my. stuff. because it has happened oh- a lot- and of course I do not have a lock- what do you take me for? Someone who has had their stuff stolen a lot? Weirdos.

Anyway that is all for now...I took a really ridiculously long nap, and now I have to venture into the frigid outdoors to second floor Rusk building, and see what I can do about getting the itself out of here.

*Lacey Jane*
"Shut the hell up! The movie is on! Make me a sandwich! Bring it to me!"
-Sam...the guy we rode home with. he was funny.

when i say rode home, I mean- I drove, laura rode shotgun, and he curled up in his backseat and watched one of my movies.
we were definitely a lez couple with our son.

19 Days Til Christmas Break....

...but really, who's counting? Laura and I returned to our faithful dorm room last night- weary, but not especially tired, and willed ourselves to unpack (okay okay- Laura always unpacks...I willed myself to follow suit), before watching a tiny bit of tv, and (in her case) surfing the web on her lovely laptop (that hasn't broken for no reason) and (in my case) reading a Jane Green book that I've already read, but it's what I had...Sleep did not come easy for me...and when Elliott called at 2ish, I answered and was talking- and noticed that every time I said something, Laura responded....She was still pretty much asleep, and it was pretty hilarious. She giggled and responded to everything I said...then she woke up fully and realized that I was on the phone and she looked a bit confused..."Oh!!! I thought you were talking to me.." hahahaha.....that generally happens to me- because when she calls someone she just goes right into conversation, and I figure she's going into conversation wtih me...usually she doesn't correct me, and just laughs when I realize that I am, in fact, an idiot.

Gee I missed her.

Math and Sociology this morning were very difficult to get to, because 1- they are at the crack of dawn (8&9) and 2- I had to tread through arctic conditions to make it to class. Sweatshirts and jeans aren't cutting it, people. But I have no other choice. I suppose later when I go work out (!!!!) I will have to *shudder* bring a gym bag and change in the locker room.

I have an insane fear of someone stealing. my. stuff. because it has happened oh- a lot- and of course I do not have a lock- what do you take me for? Someone who has had their stuff stolen a lot? Weirdos.

Anyway that is all for now...I took a really ridiculously long nap, and now I have to venture into the frigid outdoors to second floor Rusk building, and see what I can do about getting the itself out of here.

*Lacey Jane*
"Shut the hell up! The movie is on! Make me a sandwich! Bring it to me!"
-Sam...the guy we rode home with. he was funny.

when i say rode home, I mean- I drove, laura rode shotgun, and he curled up in his backseat and watched one of my movies.
we were definitely a lez couple with our son.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

EhhhHHhHHhHHhHhhhhHHHhhhh

So- good news...my favorite YouTube series, We Need Girlfriends, was bought by CBS! That's pretty awesome. It is basically a really hilarious series. You should look it up. I would link you- but I don't want to.

Yesterday I saw Enchanted with Cristina. Really. Freakin. Awesome. Movie. I loved it. Heather told me that when she saw it, she thought about me a lot and said I would play that part really well. hahah...it was such a great movie...haha.

Anyway, xangaland...things have been uh..perplexing...these last few days. they will get better though. I am pretty confident.

....My dogs are so cute. they are fighting right now. in a playful, puppylike way. :o) So So So cute.

Cristina and I also saw Freddy (her love)'s show, Seasons Greetings. It was really really good, and nice to see a live show!! Good job, Freddy!!

Have a nice night everyone...Tomorrow I head back to Nac.....ick..

*Lacey Jane*
"Men are desserts. Not main courses."
-sound advice from Miss Amanda Frazier.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Me No Talk Good Today

....Worked a 4-12 at work. at the airport. woke up at 230. went to bed at 9 but woke up at 11 and 1 with intervals of nonsleep. I am tired. But young(!) and full of life(!) So I shall be merry and awake for the rest of the day and well into the night(!)

Really I can do this. It will be so worth it to see Cristina, Heather, Alex, and Jamie perhaps?!!

Love to all----tired, sedated love..


*Lacey Jane*

"I will freakin..panhandle before I babysit for money again."
-my sister callie...the difference between her and i :o) i love babysitting.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

thanksgiving...

don't worry. EVERYONE is coming over here in an hour or so.

I am thankful this year that all my friends and family are alive.

Sounds morbid. but I know some sick people. Glad they're still with us this year.

No decent update. sorry.

wait-

big plans with Cristina tomorrow.

EXXXCITTEDDD for those :o)

*Lacey Jane*
"You and your dad both make that ugly face.."
"If you wore clothes that fit we wouldn't have to."
-mom and i get along really well.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Aw Man...

Where did TUESDAY go??

I lose.

Monday, November 19, 2007

I'm "Home"

I have been here for less than 8 hours and already I want to leave and go anywhere else. I am so mad at my work. I called them weeks ago and told them I could work Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. I called them every week to make sure they knew to put me on the schedule for those days.
I call today to get my schedule.
I am scheduled TODAY (monday), Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday.

....really? Because I have school on monday AND tuesday. I informed my boss that I said I could work Wednesday on and she said "Well that's just how it worked out babydoll." Really? Because that's really unprofessional. I am very very upset with this. I wanted to work Thanksgiving. THEY TOLD ME I COULD WORK THANKSGIVING. I did NOT want to work Tuesday- and now I have lost a day of wages because I couldn't work Monday.

dsaklfj;sdlkfj it is all very very frustrating.

Also I recently (half an hour or so) got into yet another argument with my mother about Elliott. Really great. Get me the hell out of here. I wouldn't be here if I weren't working. Sounds harsh. I am not happy with my family right now. They are great people and I truly love them. That doesn't mean I can't be mad at them right now.

6 more days of this? Please no.

*lacey jane*

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Being Stupid With Roommate at 4:45 am...

Roommate and I were out last night until 4am because we're cool like that. It was very rainy and icky outside last night. We get home and take nice hot showers before getting into our cozy beds and settling down to (quickly) fall asleep to the movie "Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby"....we fall into lovely, deep sleeps around 4:30.

At 4:45, we both wake up with a start. There is a really loud obnoxious noise blearing into our minds. I grab the remote as we both glare at our seemingly possessed television. I turn it off. The noise continues!!?? So I turn it back on and then off- trying again. At this point, we both realize that it is the fire alarm that we are hearing, and not the tv like we previously thought. We roll out of bed and head downstairs.
Barefoot.
In boxers and t shirts.
In the rain.
and it is cold.
Cold cold cold.
and our hair is still wet from our showers.
So we stand across the parking lot where we're supposed to.
In a large puddle.
Huddled close to each other trying to stay warm.
When we realize how stupid we are for 1- not putting SHOES on, and 2- thinking it was the tv that was being obnoxiously loud.
20 minutes later- we are back in our dorm, realizing just how disgusting the floors (especially the stairs) are. We grab our flip flops and head BACK to the showers because EW EW EW we have Syphilis and Herpes and gonorrhea and other STD's that haven't even been discovered yet (all retrieved through our feet..duh).
By 5:15, we're back in bed- pissed off, but STD-free!
we wake up around 1230 and laugh again at our stupidity.

I sure am going to miss her.

*Lacey Jane*
"LACEY HOLD ME I'M COLD!"*hold. shiver shiver.*
ps-
it wasn't a fire drill...someone left something on that smoked and set off the fire alarm. how very awesome.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Happy Birthday Keshia!

Hello Xangaland! I am here in Nicoles apartment..it is lovely here. If I lived here I probably would like school better, really.
It is Keshia's birthday, and now everyone is 19!! Everyone here turned 19 within the last couple months. I will be 20 in April so I am the old one...that's pretty funnny.
and now a word from everyone at this little partaay...

Rickey Says:
That wearing a regular hat makes me look older but extra sexy! Woooooooooooooo!
Laura *roommate* says:
That since Thanksgiving is so close, she wants to say that she is thankful for Lacey Jane and for not dying when thrust in the path of death not too long ago! LOVE!
Nicole says:
lacey made my eyes look pretty! and i can't wait for no classes next wed!!!
Keshia (*BIRTHDAY GIRL!*) says:
wooooooo hooooooooooo i'm 19 bitch yay.. lacey is a lovely young lady!

Hooray! that is all for now! I will have a good update tomorrow...Roommate and I are looking forward to PACKING!!

but im going to miss her lots :o(

*Lacey Jane*
"Yay for the penny game!"
-everyone tonight!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Because I adore board games, duh

Definitely at a game night at a neighbors room...The Midgets, Ashley and Lauren. Ashley is at work, but Fara and Kayla and Cortney are here too. They are allll SO SHORT. So I suppose I cannot call them the midgets- because I am the only tall one. We're having funnn...we just played Balderdash...One of my vair fave games. I won!! Yess!! We're about to play Cranium...funnnnnn stuff..

29 days until Christmas break! YESS! I will just be working. A lot. Probably more than a lot, actually. I have to go to the office and inform them on my decision to NOT BE HERE next semester....which office? Registrar? Probably. I will have to find it. There are so many buildings...
Hope everyone is having a good week...off to PWN Cranium. YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

*Lacey Smith*
"Are you working on homework?""OH no. It is xanga. duh."
-Jacob and I just now (when did he get here??)

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

On Friday, Ruth (my sister Callie's friend who happens to be a grad student here) and I will be singing at Starbucks on North St. :o) I am excited. She taught me a song that she wrote. I think it so so so awesome to be able to write songs...Ruth doesn't read music and basically picked up a guitar and decided to learn some chords. And she can play and sing at the same time. That always really impresses me because people don't realize how difficult it is. So I was really impressed with her and she was really impressed with me because I picked up on harmonies and learned the song quickly. It was really fun to just sit there and sing.

On a completely entirely different note- have y'all ever heard of Jodi Picoult? Elliotts sister, Allison, highly recommended her to me and she let me borrow 3 of her 10000 Jodi books. I read "19 Minutes" on Sunday, "The Pact" on Monday and Tuesday, and "The Tenth Circle" today. Really really good books. The first two are terribly sad and I warn you that if you have any resemblance of a soul (oxymoron? Resemblance of a soul?) you will most likely cry your eyes out.* They are all crimes that need to be solved...They are almost mystery books, but they are also really dramatic...stuff that you don't want to read about, but once you start for some reason you don't stop because you have to know the outcome (A Boy Called It, anyone?).

Allison also let me borrow a book called "Something Borrowed"...all these chickbooks are going to make me soft (hahahah because I am a hardass, duh)...but I forgot how much I like to pour myself so far into books that it makes me forget everything that is going on around me. I have to take a break from Jodi Picoult until I can borrow more books from Allison...after 3-4 days of reading strictly her novels I am noticing her favorite phrases ("shaking like a leaf" being one of them) and how funny it is that so much personality can be put into books. Had none of the books had her name on them and I read a couple other books of the same genre as these- I probably still could have picked out these three as being written by the same person. For some reason I found this interesting... I don't think I have really noticed that before with any other writer. I guess it doesn't hurt that in a couple of the books she used the same town or the same defense attorney...eh..

Anyway, thought I would throw that out to internetland.

*Lacey Jane*
"Roommates computer doesn't automatically spell check my xanga like my computer did. No wonder she can't spell."
-me. in my head. just now.

...and then I spell checked it. Other than the proper names and the words "y'all," "hardass," "chickbooks," and "internetland"- I spelled everything correctly. YES!


*this will definitely be true if you are a- a menstruating woman or b- depressed at all during the time of reading

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Roommate and I watch Arthur on a routine basis. Go ahead. Laugh.

Basically my family made me angry. I know that this happens a lot with most people. It is not a usual thing with me. I usually get along pretty well- more than average I would believe- with my entire family. Three out of four of the people that live in my house right now severely angered me in the last few days. Only my dad is excluded from this. I will not go into much detail no matter how much I want to, because even though I blocked her account- I know my mom can still read this, and I don't know who else in my family still reads this, and who wants to cause more drama??

I was going to go home this weekend. But I probably won't now. I will go home for Thanksgiving break, and work as much as I can. I will come back to school and finish the couple weeks left before the semester is finally over. I have been searching for internships for next semester, but have found none that I can do, because I don't have a car. I will figure next semester out. I need about 10 more credit hours to be a junior, so even if I just take 10 hours next semester at some community college and get a job somewhere close to wherever I will be living, I won't be behind in school and maybe I can save enough money to buy a car and go to St. Thomas or some other small-school-big-city combo.
I will do my best to work hard when I am in school and save up money, and maybe I won't have to move back home again. This is all pretty unlikely- because saving up money to buy a decent car is virtually impossible. Guess we'll see what happens.
*Lacey Jane*

Sunday, November 11, 2007

This Weekend Was Great- And Then...

Elliott and I did indeed go help his friend move in (elliott and rick emptied the uhaul while Britney and I er...sat in the driveway...). It was so much fun and I am really glad we went (even though Rick moved to China- or somewhere else equally far away..).

Coming back to Nac, or even going home from Elliott's house is always really hard for me. I hate doing this long-distance. It is no good, people. But at the same time- I know I just have to be patient and things will work out. We don't really fight that much- it's just difficult to do this. I don't think a lot of people understand our relationship, and I think I complain a lot about it I guess- but I really shouldn't, because honestly- I am so happy when I actually get to be with him- and so sad when I have to leave

Off to mope and take a shower and throw myself the grandest of pity parties. Roommate isn't home from Dallas yet- but when she gets here- my pity party will have to turn into HER BIRTHDAY PARTY!! Because she's finally 19 TODAY and I am glad I get to see her and hug her on her Birthday So Happy Birthday Roommate!! (but not yet. because remember- i have to mope and be pathetic).

*Lacey Jane*
"Heather! Look at me!"
(heather and i look at each other and smile and wait)
her Macbook: 3-2-1
(I grab her and kiss her smack on the lips)
her Macbook: CLICK
result: hilarious photo of me molesting heather (who looks vair surprised)
annie is not amused. at all. but I DONT CARE.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Lovely Weekend

Really! My title has 0 sarcasm! I love being here in Sugar Land with Boyfriend. He's a funny guy. Yesterday he woke up from a nap and was very very grumpy....thus:E: do you want to go to taco bell?me: I hate taco bell. you know that.E: *sigh* *rubs eyes like a small child*...hey let's go to taco bell.me: I HATE taco bell. I won't go.E: Let's try this again.... Do you want to go to taco bell?me: ....E: *groans/lays back down* the light hurts my eyes.me: *turns off light*E: NOOO!!!!!! He's just like a baby. An annoying one. haha...we went to taco bell but only because we ALSO GOT ICE CREAM on the way home!!!yayyyayayayyY!! i love ice cream, and so it is easy to manipulate me using it.And I can't wait for him to get home from work. I think today we are going to go help Rick4Life move into his new house. That should be fun and interesting and drunken. More update later perhaps..*Lacey Jane*...I was going to put this drunk voicemail i got last night for the quote- but it will have to wait- it is kind of long...let's just say- Bald Britney has a fan- and her fan has my phone number.

Friday, November 9, 2007

Visitors and defining awesomeness

There are people in town right now in Sugar Land. Besides me. They are interesting. Really that is all that should be said about that, haha. Elliott is home from work and taking a shower and then we are going to do something awesome. Don't ask me what yet because I don't know but I ensure you it will be awesome. In Kansas we would sit on his front porch on pretty days, reading.That was pretty awesome. We may have to do something along those lines. Elliott has a lot of interesting new books. Did you think I meant awesome as in going out and partying? Because sometimes- awesome is nothing but sitting with Elliott, reading a good book.Go ahead and say it. I am 73 years old. I know.*Lacey Jane*"I could get hit by a bus and still look better than that."-Allison. What a hilarious bitch.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

It is true. I am in Sugar Land

Thanks Heather :o) Yes, sorry Cristina, love, but I am in Sugar Land to spend my 4 day weekend (I love when Friday classes are cancelled!!!) with my beloved boyfriend and his loving family.lovelovelovelovelove. A lot of that. Obviously. I got here last night at about 6:30. I was supposed to get here at 4, but the guy who gave me a ride never ever lets that happen. Instead we get lost. Or we run out of gas and he thinks it would take less time to go to his house first. I assure you, audience, it wouldn't. This results in me being grumpy- but pretending to be happy- because I only gave him 4 dollars for gas money... and generally- That's not very much.Elliott is at work now..So I am off to raid his fridge and play with his dogs. He currently has four of them...two puppies left from a litter of 6, and the parent-doggies. *Lacey Jane*"prrrrrrrrrrrrr"-Dr. CoCo Nutt, who cuddled with me (on top of me) for well over an hour this morning- resulting in me REALLY NEEDING TO PEE- but not really wanting to move...because really she's so sweet when she's sleeping.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

New Southpark nights are my fave

...and that makes me sad...but in a happy...happy way. Yesss!! New South Park!! Hahaha it is already hilarious..

whew....ANYWAY- YES I did go work out today. For a long time.

And then I came back and had a bowl of cereal.

HEALTHY SMART START ANTIOXIDANT CEREAL!! And later- Roommate and I may or may not do lunges and other terrible, scary things that I will not mention.
Won't lie kids. It was cold today. Very cold. Brrr..I would tell you the temperature- but I don't have my wonderful laptop anymore. It is temporarily dead. So I guess we could say it is in a coma. But then I feel bad saying that, becuase that is like me calling someone in a coma "temporarily dead" and that just sounds awful.
Yes- I did make a reference to my laptop as being a person...because, well, to me? It so is.

HAHAHhahahahahHAHhahah oh Southpark...your hilarity distracts me so...

Roommate went to the movies tonight. I miss her so. She needs to get back soon and tell me to stop eating. And then ask for crackers. Last night we shared a shameful ritz-crackers moment.
This entry is so pointless. I can't help it...Southpark has me all entranced and stuff.
Oh but hey! Elliott says he will have a new video up on YouTube soon...He hasn't had a new one in awhile. Maybe I will link you. If I like it. And then everyone can see my boyfriend in all his wisdomosity(ish)(maybe).

Really I love you all- I just cannot multitask when something so worthwhile (Southpark) is on something so wonderful (the tv*)
*Lacey Jane*
"Lace..watch out for that bug.."*nod*-Laura and I. Today. What a pal.
*I would just like to say that during the summer I watched a collective 4 hours of television. I would even say it was less than that- but just in case I am er...rounding up. But somehow here at school I watch a LOT. MORE. TV. It is cheap, and a nice distraction from homework**.

**I have a psych paper due tomorrow that I am about halfway done with...but xanga calls...

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

You should be proud of me!!!!!!!!!!! And then very...very ashamed

Last night, I did indeed go work out. Hoorah! Tonight as well- for longer than normal. So I hurt. I hurt so good...And then I had a bowl of cereal. Cranberry Almond Crunch. I believe I have blogged about it before and how much I adore it. I still do. Adore it. A lot. Mmmm.
Today was uneventful. Classes and lunch with roommate and walk with roommate and such. It is always amusing walking with her. It is almost like walking with Aja, but Roommate is just a TAD bit shorter, and for some reason, that tad bit seems like sooo much of a difference. I feel like an amazon woman named GRAUGG, stomping along with my midget pal, Skippy*. But it's amusing and fun.

Oh- and today, we were on our way to dinner. Me on the right and her on the left. DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME we spot a HUGE TERRIFYING BUG (I think it was a grasshopper?). It wanted to pounce on me and tear off my face with its razor-sharp claws..
In a fit of insane FEAR- I GRAB Roommate (or...Skippy*..) and attempt to THROW HER into the PATH OF TEH MON5TORR!!! Surprisingly, with strength I didn't know she possessed, she stood her ground, and I snapped out of it. Then we laughed. A lot. And she was offended, and I was sorry, but it really was funny. She even saw it first, and pointed it out in order to save me from stepping on it, or just to keep me aware that it was there. How do I thank her? I try to kill her. This place does wacky things to my brain.
Oh man.

Is it really only Tuesday?

*Lacey Jane*
"I'm never going to forget that you know."
-Roommate/Laura/Skippy
sorry roomie...
*Roomate isn't, nor will she ever be (uness under the influence of alcohol or under the impression that she may soon get Jack In The Box) Skippy. But it sounded like a shortish name.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Still don't have my computer....

So this entry will also suck. I miss my laptop a lottt!

Watching "My Best Friends' Wedding"

Such an awesome/sick movie.

Also um- My boyfriend has a cell phone. He hasn't had one since August. What's better? He knows how to USE it. Which is really really awesome. He called me yesterday. Three times. It was strange. I was not used to hearing his voice that often. Pretty cool.

I really have nothing to say. Roommate and I were terrible today and went to Jack in the Box. Sick. And delicious. And I napped for 3 hours. But because roommate can't go work out with me right now- I will probably (definitely) just go to bed, unless I feel disgusting in the next couple hours and just go work out anyway (optional-but not likely).
still figuring out my life. But one thing I did think about today- the world 25-30 years ago? Different than it is today. In lots of ways. Whodathunkit?
*Lacey Jane*
"hooooo-ked on...pah honnnicss...work-ed for meh!"
-brian regan comedy is full of hilarity.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

The Cowboys Game...

Is on!! And they're playing sooo well tonight.

Awesome.


Weekend in Austin=Awesome.

Back in Nac=ew.

Thinking about moving to Austin next semester.

I have so many options and yet I feel so limited.

I will figure this out.

Soon.

*Lacey Jane*"Why does music make the world go round?! Because without music, the world would Bb!!"
-my hilarious joke. I AM HILARIOUS.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Short N Sweet

Greetings everyone-Hope all is well in lives everywhere in Xangaland on this beautiful Saturday. It is beautiful here anyway- I don't know about where you are. I am writing to you after playing scrabble with Heather. I love that game. Probably a lot. No- definitely. Yes. Definitely a lot. We have lots of fun things planned for tonight! It should be exciting. Today we wandered around Wal*Mart and then ate sandwiches. She's showering right now and then I am going to curl her hair and we are going to do girly things. Then it will be Saturday Night. And if you don't know what happens on most Saturday nights when you're in college- then you, my good friend, can go ahead and use your imagination. I hope everyone is having a lovely weekend!! More interesting blogs to come, I'm sure.*Lacey Jane*"We're so alike.""And yet......unbelievably different.""oh GOD yes."-Heather and I

Friday, November 2, 2007

Last minute post from AUSTIN!!!

Hello Lovaaahs!!I blog to you from lovely Austin, TX!!! I love Austinnn!! I am here visiting my BEST FRIENDDDD EVER!!! I know people say that a lot- but really...we've been best friends for 16 years, and I really cannot see our friendship waning...like....ever.So this will be a quickie, but sometimes quickies are best.The Costume Contest::Everyone. Voted. For. Me. Bald Britney.But then the cops came and busted the party before we could really officially have the Announcements and whatnot. But I assure you, Xangaland- I won. Out of 400 people. So there.Also- getting around on Halloween went a little something like this:::I get dressed and go downstairs.I go outside and the 5-6 guys sitting out there fall silent (how often do bald chicks walk out of Hall 14???)."What's going on tonight and when are we leaving?""um..We're going to the A Frame if you want to go with us""Great. I'll be ready in 10 minutes."hahahahhaso we get to the A Frame.I find a DD named Patrick."let me know before you leave. I want to go with you."and I do. When the cops came.We head to Whataburger.I find another group of people."who's sober?"*someone raises their hand*"can I have a ride to Hall 14 when you're ready to leave?"*nod*great.Riding with strangers all night:: Dangerous, but essential in this case. And hey- I'm good.*Lacey Jane*"ernieweighs....(6 pounds?)"-An inside joke from when we were um...8? maybe?

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Bald Britney

Last night.

Are there really words to describe how awesome it was?

*yes...there are...duh*

Last night had its bad point (really do I ask for too much when I request one phone call a day? I obviously do)

Other than that- It was so fun.
I began getting ready around 7. I crafted a censor sign using felt and paint and left it in front of the fan to dry quickly. I took a shower, avoiding getting my hair too wet, and then I was really to begin the balding process.
Step by step pictures to come later when I have my laptop back.
Becoming Bald-Britney in 10 Easy(ish) Steps:::::
Step 1: Realize I have no bobby pins and go down the hall asking for contributions to the Bald Britney Bobby Pin Fund. Return to my room with 6 bobby pins. Using gel, a pink headband, and said bobby pins- successfully arrange my hair to ensure as few bumps as possible.
Step 2: Using copius amounts of spirit gum (really nasty but efficient stuff) on my neck and forehead, apply bald cap. Freak out for a couple seconds because ewwww...I'm bald!!...Realize you can see the pink headband through the very light-tan cap, and hope the make-up with cover it.
Step 3: Sit on Roommates computer while she paints my bald cap using some old Loreal base make-up that is now too light for me, and my base-brush.
Step 4: Stand in front of fan, bent over, feeling rather...falic.
Step 5: Sit on Roommates computer while she dusts my head with powder. Repeat step 3. Repeat step 4
Step 6: Repeat the first sentence of step 5
Step 7: Marvel at how weird it is.
Step 8: Apply the too-light makeup all over face, neck and ears. Take pictures because I REALLY LOOK BALD AT THIS POINT.
Step 9: Apply rest of make-up and don the Britney dress.
Step 10: Safety pin the censor sign to the proper place over some nude colored underwear. Create make-shift baby out of a balloon and a pillowcase. Put on 4 inch heels that are a size and a half too small, and VIOLA!


By 9:45 I, Britney Spears, was ready for a night out to flash my nether-reigions and let my kid drive (He was DD- go figure)


*Lacey Jane*"Lacey???""It's Britney, bitch.."
(check back tomorrow to hear about the costume contest! And how I got around that night without owning a car or having many friends)